Human For Sale — How much are you worth?

A completely unofficial human market

Put a price on the one thing you can’t return.

Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market?

START HERE

Choose your scoring track

The track controls the body-specific questions and assumptions. Age is optional, but several adjustments use it.

Scoring track
01 Physical The visible inventory
02 Mental The paperwork section
03 Lifestyle Habits have a price
04 Personality The human markup

THE FINE PRINT

Blunt, subjective, and itemized.

Human For Sale turns market statistics, health signals, social preferences, and a few deliberately petty opinions into entertainment. Every result includes the complete arithmetic and a plain-English explanation for each price adjustment.

Read the pricing methodology →