How we put a price on you

Choose a male or female scoring track. Each begins with its own starting market value and physical scoring curves.
Answer four rounds: Physical, Mental, Lifestyle, and Personality. Every answer adds or subtracts a fixed dollar amount.
Questions are optional. A blank answer adds $0 and does not interrupt the appraisal.
Your final price is the starting value plus every adjustment. The result page shows the complete line-by-line arithmetic.
Each line item links to a full explanation of the statistics, preferences, health effects, trivia, or plain human vanity behind its score.

Pricing notes

Starting market value — Why the two scoring tracks begin at different prices.
Age — The quiz prices runway, not wisdom.
Height — Height affects first impressions, earnings, leadership, and attraction.
Weight and body type — Health, appearance, and a market that makes quick judgments.
Hair color — Rarity, preference, and the old question about blondes having more fun.
Eye color — A small premium for a very visible trait.
Left-handed vs. right-handed — A tiny price adjustment in a world mostly designed for right hands.
Body hair — A grooming preference turned into a deliberately superficial price curve.
Shoe size — Big feet, hard-to-find shoes, and a very small market adjustment.
Baldness and hair loss — Age changes how the market prices a changing hairline.
Eyesight — Carrots, radar, eye charts, and what 20/20 really means.
Does penis size matter? — The complete survey breakdown behind the most blunt question in the appraisal.
Bra cup size — A blunt attraction question with a curved payoff.
Cavities and smiles — A small dental-health bonus with plenty of teeth trivia.
Attractiveness and athletic ability — First impressions influence earnings, attention, and attraction.
IQ — What an IQ score measures and why it moves the price so sharply.
Education and test scores — Academic credentials make some of the quiz’s biggest swings.
Income and work — Current earning power gets a straightforward market adjustment.
Smoking — A large penalty for a habit with large, compounding costs.
Substances and exercise — Habits compound, so their price adjustments compound too.
Divorce — Assets, legal bills, support obligations, and a long financial tail.
Felony conviction — A criminal record can close doors long after the sentence ends.
Television — A little leisure earns more than none—or far too much.
Style, art, humor, and character — The final markup is proudly subjective.